:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It's never too late to be topless.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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