Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I wear drunk well.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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