I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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