I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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