we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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