What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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