If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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