I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So much rum. So many feels.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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