someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
where am i from again
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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