that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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