Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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