No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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