Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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