It's Friday. Sex?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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