I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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