I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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