Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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