we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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