I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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