My friends, they love my intelligence
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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