Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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