Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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