Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize