She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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