he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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