the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
