I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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