Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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