just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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