And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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