The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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