Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ugly people sure do ruin things
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize