I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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