ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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