Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
