there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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