Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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