brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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