Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The cops high fived after they tackled you
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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