All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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