I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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