I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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