Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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