I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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