Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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