These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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