Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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