oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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