i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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