Me. At least after what I've been through.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
