Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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