butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
false alarm. still invincible.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
