I'm eating all of the evidence.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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