so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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