I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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