that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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