i permit you to call me
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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