omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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