I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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